inane-asylum

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-21
kids curse, kurds kiss.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-17
correggio advanced renaissance art by actually looking at a baby before painting one.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-16
zen koan't.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-16
spray nozzle on a faucet : "for when you want to get water everywhere but in the sink"™.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-15
okay, this book will be the one that makes me understand capitalism.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-14
wait, they don't love you like i love you is a perfect lyric and karen o sings it perfectly.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-13
unseemly nude turds not covered by toilet paper. have some self respect.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-11
looking for a table at the buffet dinner rush of a resort hotel... the fool's delight.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-11
my revealed career preference is professional dilettantism. so far it has... not exactly worked.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-11
Ergonomic ? No, err gnomic.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-10
reading dragon ball (z, super) out loud to kids means constantly finding new ways to pronounce tmp, sksh, thm, fwp, wsh, and of course boom.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-10
hn commenters love inventing new boots to lick.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-09
in cairo ubers two things are haram:
  1. seatbelts in the back.
  2. not looking at your phone while driving.


peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-09
i bet you didn't know that john lennon is actually a type of fruit.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-09
a garden full of seeds that will never bear fruit.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-08
whittle down to the edge of understanding. now shave off one nice last piece.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-04
want to wake up more tired than before with a crushing headache ? sleep on an airplane.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-03
i will never use proper capitalization in texts or tweets. this is my millennial promise.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-01
one cannot truly appreciate the beauty of color positive ektachrome without spending hours fiddling with white balance while trying to invert negatives.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-01
english words that change meaning based on stress placement. some related pairs differing by parts of speech (noun vs verb) like convict / convict, permit / permit. not always, e.g. content / content.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-04-01
one of my favorite german constructions is the passive (werden) without an explicit subject. hier wird nicht geraucht being a canonical example.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-03-29
candidate domain names. scratchpat.ch. cutgrassliesfrail.com.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-03-29
the ai hype industry asks : why know when you can do ?

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-03-29
at the age where i'm thinking of getting reading glasses. next come bifocals i suppose.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-03-29
does reading novels really create empathy ? (no.) evil people can have exquisite taste. art is morally neutral.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-03-29
top larkin: aubade ; next, please ; cut grass ; high windows ; faith healing ; whitsun weddings.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-03-27
the middle class dream. to be a rentier ; reward without risk, profit without cost, power without responsibility, something for nothing.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-03-27
things you learn to appreciate with more photography practice : deep focus, fill flash.

peter @cutgrassliesfrail.com • 2026-03-27
rejected domain names. inaneasylum, areyouinane, borderlineinane. cleverpun. middleagedjuvenalia.